Tricia McAlpin
Sigh, sigh, sigh…
I keep trying to write a Twilight related joke for my standup but it’s hard because I take it way too seriously.  “Those Twilight movies are pretty popular huh?  The funny thing about Twilight is that THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT!!!  TWILIGHT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!  YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!  YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!”

Sigh, sigh, sigh…

I keep trying to write a Twilight related joke for my standup but it’s hard because I take it way too seriously.  “Those Twilight movies are pretty popular huh?  The funny thing about Twilight is that THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT!!!  TWILIGHT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!  YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!  YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!”