Tips for ladies in California
I’ve lived in California for two weeks now, so I thought I’d drop some of the vast knowledge I’ve gained on all of you ladies who also live here, and give a heads up to those thinking of relocating. Welcome to a new, soon to be semi-regular feature of this tumblr, “Tips for Ladies in California”
TIP NUMBER 1:
Say you are laying on the beach in Malibu, and a guy keeps eyeing you and eventually comes over and asks, “Hey what book are you reading, if you don’t mind me asking?” If you answer “The Time Traveler’s Wife!”, he will just walk away.