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Okay Los Angeles, come to this show tomorrow. It’s going to be a blast regardless but it will be even more fun in front of a sold out crowd.
Talking Is Hard
Susan is having a couple girlfriends over for a book club. It’s not a big deal. Everything’s gonna be fine. She bought tapenade. Except, ugh she looks so stupid in this skirt and her coffee table is too small for all these snacks and why won’t those helicopters stop circling her apartment??? A sketch-play in one act Written by Tricia McAlpin Directed by Neil Campbell Featuring Jessica Jardine, Marcy Jarreau, Ann Maddox, Tricia McAlpin and Eugene Cordero
UCBLA! Eight! Feel free to make reservations now and reblog at will! 
Reserve here: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3344
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Okay Los Angeles, come to this show tomorrow. It’s going to be a blast regardless but it will be even more fun in front of a sold out crowd.

Talking Is Hard

Susan is having a couple girlfriends over for a book club. It’s not a big deal. Everything’s gonna be fine. She bought tapenade. Except, ugh she looks so stupid in this skirt and her coffee table is too small for all these snacks and why won’t those helicopters stop circling her apartment???

A sketch-play in one act

Written by Tricia McAlpin
Directed by Neil Campbell
Featuring Jessica Jardine, Marcy Jarreau, Ann Maddox, Tricia McAlpin and Eugene Cordero

UCBLA! Eight! Feel free to make reservations now and reblog at will!

Reserve here: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3344

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noraleah:

Is there anyone cooler than Cat Power? 

Unfuckinglikely.

I love Cat Power. And Chan Marshall is beautiful. But she kinda looks like Jay Leno in that top pic, no? Jay Leno ruined denim for everyone is really what I’m saying here.

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Ugh

After three minutes of facebook scrolling, I read that the guy at the center of the “UCB needs to pay people” thing also hates Girls and thinks Jessica Chastain is ugly so fuck that guy.

Oh and once and for all, improv people are nice and stand up people are assholes. That’s always true and there’s no exceptions except the 11 or so times I did an Open Mic. The worst one is Joe Wengert, that guy is the meanest.

SORRY I’M NOT SORRY 2013!!!!!

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iamachilles:

“Ham Hat” (2009) by The Birthday Boys

One of my favorite sketches.

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ucbcomingclean:

I held on to unused ballots from Cagematch so I could use them towards Heather & Miles at a future date.

Oof! That’s rough.
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ucbcomingclean:

I held on to unused ballots from Cagematch so I could use them towards Heather & Miles at a future date.

Oof! That’s rough.

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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via intellectualgoulash)

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vogue:

Alexa Chung in A.P.C. shirt, Aquascutum blazer, Marni bag, Louis Vuitton suitcase, and Church’s shoes.Vote for your favorite best dressed woman of the week. 

This looks so good on her and would look so ridiculous on me. Whatever I’m trying shorts and tights in 2013! Somebody stop me!
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vogue:

Alexa Chung in A.P.C. shirt, Aquascutum blazer, Marni bag, Louis Vuitton suitcase, and Church’s shoes.

Vote for your favorite best dressed woman of the week.

This looks so good on her and would look so ridiculous on me. Whatever I’m trying shorts and tights in 2013! Somebody stop me!

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You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

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This is the best.

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unhappyhipsters:

Her letter to Santa consisted of just four words: bring me a door.
(Photo: Andrew Meredith; Dwell)
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Her letter to Santa consisted of just four words: bring me a door.

(Photo: Andrew Meredith; Dwell)

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funnyordie:

Post-Apocalypse News

New World News delivers the latest news, weather and events for the Post-Apocalyptic United States.

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