“If you could give one pice of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”
“Disperse. If you’re in a group, you’re a target.”
54 Runs, 54 Memories: So this is what this is
I started a really fun new blog! Just kidding it’s depressing and I should probably keep it private, but I’m not! Lucky you!
On September 1st, I’m running the Disneyland Half Marathon. Now a lot of people who run these types of long races will raise money for charity, often in memory or in support of a family member who has been affected by some disease. Well… I’m not doing that.
Okay let’s rewind, thirteen years ago…
Late Night Baby with guest star Aubrey Plaza! This is a new animated series about a talk show hosted by a four-year-old! Created and written by John Reynolds and Joe O’Brien! I directed and animated it. Kal Reynolds stars as Turk! Jun Umeda on sound, Mike Chiaburu and Christy Hanson did the music! Click through the link and vote Funny!
Yayyyyyyyyyy
I just spent a week in Raleigh, NC doing 50 Shades! The Musical and we’re about to go on a more serious round of touring all about the East and Midwest (sorry West Coast, hopefully we’ll get there soon).
Anyway, I really love the show and am so happy I get to do it all over the place. Click on the picture to see if we’re coming near you or any of your friends!
AMBER PETTY!!!! You know that feeling when somebody you love is fucking killing it and you don’t get to see them very often so you’re happy but your heart hurts a little too cause you miss them? That’s happening.
One last push, I come to you people of tumblr, with promises of major laughs tonight if you come to this show.
Talking Is Hard
Susan is having a couple girlfriends over for a book club. It’s not a big deal. Everything’s gonna be fine. She bought tapenade. Except, ugh she looks so stupid in this skirt and her coffee table is too small for all these snacks and why won’t those helicopters stop circling her apartment???
A sketch-play in one act
Written by Tricia McAlpin
Directed by Neil Campbell
Featuring Jessica Jardine, Marcy Jarreau, Ann Maddox, Tricia McAlpin and Eugene Cordero
Beyoncé “Mirrors” - Pepsi commercial (via ilikethis)
A great commercial, yes….
But this Pepsi-shilling is straight bullshit.
She gets to be Michelle O’s big hero, the girl who lends her face, body, and (awesome) song to the Let’s Move campaign.*
And then she turns around and guzzles straight corn syrup like it’s a good idea? (Not even the diet stuff, too.)
Everyone knows that woman never drinks soda — she’s super-rigid about her diet, as the recent article in Self made clear — and moreover, she’s setting a real shitty example.
For real.
How much money does one person need?
* I think the thing that pisses me off the most is Michelle is still gonna girl-crush all over her, despite the fact that she’s working in direct odds to FLOTUS’ signature campaign. (And for what? Money??)
I would never do that to you, Michelle! Never!
Yes to all of this. Not cool. It’s like when Olympians are like “I love to eat McDonalds!” No they don’t. Dumb.
Source: youtube.com
This is what everyone wears to bed alone, right?
Oh yes, if you aren’t watching Nashville, tune in for these totally normal 2013 pajamas.
“Do these dogs know they’re competing?”
“I once had a dog that won Best in Show. He got so excited that he went into a trance and his eyes rolled into the back of his head.”
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